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Re: Ssss..? Gak!?

Post by Learpabru » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:51 pm

*A focal point above and behind Osgosh developed for a collection of swirling Mist. After a moment, it exploded, and from it shot Learpabru. "Shot"? Yes, as though from a cannon, and that's about how her face hit Osgosh's back.*

Oom-PHUMPH! Geh...

*Lynette didn't move off the ground or Osgosh for a moment, but paused to shake herself to a more complete consciousness.*
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Post by Osgosh » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:23 pm

Osgosh would whip around in a panic, arming himself with his hambone.
"SKREEEEEE- erp!?"
Osgosh would realize it was a woman. Throwing caution to the wind he would drop to all fours like a lizard and try to see her panties.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssss..." "GRAH!?" I want to be human...




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Post by Learpabru » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:39 pm

*With a quiet groan, Lear popped onto her feet, then shook herself awake. She looked at the lizard and jumped back a bit, not giving any attention to the fact that he had been staring at her thong for several seconds. She thought that he was a monster, so she readied the Slimebrush.*

What is that?

*She chimed this curiously, not really feeling threatened, as always.*
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Post by Osgosh » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:42 pm

Osgosh would roll onto his back and shimmy in between her legs. He would lay there and stare while taking large bites out of his uncooked ham.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssss..." "GRAH!?" I want to be human...




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Post by Learpabru » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:59 pm

*Unfortunately for Osgosh, Lear took the gesture as an attack. She painted a line of Spiderooze for him to get caught in as he advanced, then performed a jump slash with Poundslime, thereby attempting to smash him into the ground.*

Shit! First thing that happens to me as I get here is a random lizardman attack?!
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Post by Osgosh » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:26 pm

Osgosh would stop just short of the spiderooze then roll out of the path of the poundslime.
He jumps to his feets and waves his hands in front of his chest in the universal "chill the fuck out" gesture.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssss..." "GRAH!?" I want to be human...




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Post by Learpabru » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:48 pm

*Lear painted a circle of Spiderooze around herself while staring at the freaky lizard. Was it casting a spell? Can even some dumb lizardmen cast spells, here? Are all spells cast with random arm motions? Perhaps it was an attempt at communication, but how would she know? She could make suppositions based on what she knew from her sensei, but this place was unfamiliar, so there were no guarantees. She simply waited in her somewhat protected area and stared at the creep.*

What are you doing?
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Post by Osgosh » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:28 pm

Osgosh gives her the finger. "Eeep! Eeep!"
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Post by Learpabru » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:33 pm

. . . Did you just flip me off? What the fuck? owO

*This guy could hardly be called an intelligent life form, but if that gesture meant the same thing here as what she had heard of, it had some manner of perverted consciousness.*

Um, what are you?
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Post by Osgosh » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:31 pm

"SSSS.... harf harf ssss.... HHHHHHSSSSSHHHHHK!"
Oshgosh would pantomime walking around and sitting and doing other such human things.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssss..." "GRAH!?" I want to be human...




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Post by Learpabru » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:30 am

*After watching this eyesore for almost half a minute, Learpabru boldly spoke her mind.*

Clear as MUD!

*She couldn't restrain a giggle at the ridiculous gestures. The lizard seemed to be enacting a random series of typical, human actions. He wasn't hu- Oho, wait! Maybe he's trying to convey that, she thought.*

Are you saying that you're a friend to humans?
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Post by Osgosh » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:11 pm

Osgosh would shrug and give the *kinda sorta gesture*
"skreeeGEL!"
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Post by Learpabru » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:10 pm

*Lynette raised an eyebrow. She hadn't before met very many nonhuman beings that were... friendly... but could not communicate effectively.*

So, you don't intend to hurt me? What are you up to, then?

*Perhaps he'll play a better game of charades for this purpose. If not, the practice should help, I hope, she thought. Learpabru was almost optimistic by nature, so it came naturally for her to immediately start thinking of ways to make things better if they were unsatisfactory without pausing to degrade someone for the faults.*
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Post by K » Sun May 08, 2011 11:30 pm

This was a joint intro topic between Osgosh and Learpabru (The first post is now sitting at Nature's Artifice, right where Max mde it). Max is now fucking off elsewhere, but I want to keep this here so that I'm not the only one who can look back and laugh.

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